me: i don't want kids
them: one da-
thefreenomad: I find it really interesting looking at all the prerequisite requirements we have for making friends. It’s nice finding people who have the same interests as us. But I don’t think that was always the case. When we were small children most of us hardly had any expectations from potential friends. We made friends with just about anyone, as long as they treated us kindly and...
And tonight I can understand a man wanting to die because nothing matters...– Albert Camus, The Wrong Side and The Right Side
clementinekruczynski: “You ain’t call me last night, what you trying to be? Strong? Well call yourself stupid when you finally hear this song. ‘Cause I would’ve took you back, I was waiting to, infact. All you had to do was holler, girl, I would’ve just collapsed. And fell into a trap and started to relapse. And your ass never called so it just never happened.”
fivemuskaqueers: MY MOM TOLD ME SHE WOULD BUY ME GRAPES BUT SHE LIED TO ME AND BOUGHT CHERRIES AND I HATE CHERRIES SO I POURED SOME OF THEM DOWN THE ICE DISPENSER SO WHEN SHE GOES TO GET ICE THE FRIDGE WILL LIE TO HER AND GIVE HER CHERRIES INSTEAD LIKE SHE DID TO ME
tumblr aint what it used to be ill tell ya that folks
zezecat: I’m so tired, you know? I’m so tired of being who I am and having to try so hard, only to sit here at the end of any damn night realising that I’ve gotten nowhere. It takes so fucking long to believe that you’re worth any fucking thing. It really, really fucking does. So fuck you. I haven’t cursed you before today, not once, not over anything- but fuck you. You have no idea how much it...
we don’t even ask for happiness, just a little less pain.– Charles Bukowski
comeonandachewithme: I Really Hate It When People Type Like This Like What Are You Doing This Is A Sentence Not A Fall Out Boy Song Title.
what do you mean 2005 was 7 years ago
danielsturridge: do you ever reblog something and say to yourself “i know who’s going to reblog this” and then they reblog it
English Commentators: he runs up and he makes the goal. What a nice goal that was.
Hispanic Commentators: corre al gol, lo va a patear yyyy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL!!!!!......QUE GOLAZOOOOO!!!!
lauurraawwrr: sometimes, all we need is reassurance.
Don’t ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn’t fall in love, I rose...– Toni Morrison, Jazz
Your handwriting. The way you walk. Which china pattern you choose. It’s all...– Chuck Palahniuk, Diary
redrubiesandiamonds: And I became everything I promised that I wouldn’t be, to delete our old worn out history.
lliampayne: how come in like every single book ever the weird awkward girl gets the hot popular guy like this is not how real life works
how do you not have endless scrolling its 2012 get it together
He loved her, and he would love her until the day he was too old for loving—but...– F. Scott Fitzgerald, Winter Dreams (via theunquotables)
There’s a stereotype that black people are lazy. I don’t know if that’s true,...– Lance Crouther (via rattlingbone)
hotbabysitter: The only thing that will make the baby stop crying is Biggie.
The more you refuse and suppress your feelings, the more feelings you will end up having and the much stronger they will be. Just how ironic is it that the people who tell you not to get attached, to not get emotionally invested, are the ones who end up doing it first hand.
The best thing about the bedroom was the bed. I liked to stay in bed for hours,...– Charles Bukowski, Ham On Rye (via thenorthside)
pelicaneggs: that one person who adds a comment to every single post they reblog
onlytheilluminatisurvive: people that get tagged in pictures of sneakers on fb
live-intoxicated: alxesi: praisebiebus: my favourite video on the internet i need a PUNCIL ma dawg I love this video. And her other ones. She’s really talented.
a special message for a very special someone
hey you dont you dare think for even a second that nobody saw you when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD
groundchele: one day I’m going to ask a celebrity for a pic and they’re going to be like sure and them I’ll hand them a camera and pose with a stranger